Monday, February 8, 2010

Valentine's Day

I'm so sorry that I haven't updated my blog in over a week!!! I've been so busy!!! Hopefully you all haven't stopped reading my blog, those of you who are reading it right now, tell everyone else that I updated it and I promise that I will update it every other day. I PROMISE!!!

Valentine's Day. The most socially awkward day of the year. Such an unfair day. All those people who have Valentine's are the lucky ones. Everyone else is unlucky. VERY unlucky. We have to watch roses and candy and chocolate and icky love notes being passed around. Hugs and kisses galore. While we eat the cheap chocolate that the people in our classes pass around.

Even if you have a Valentine, it's still pretty awkward. I mean, you have to decide what to give, or give anything at all. Do you go for the flowers or the chocolate? What if he/she/it is allergic to flowers? Or even worse, what if you buy the chocolate he/she/it doesn't like!!! What if you go full out and buy both, then your valentine looks at you, laughs, grabs the chocolate, walks away and thinks you're some obsessed loser? Or if you don't buy anything and your valentine does and then you feel guilty and he/she/it has a spaz and then the whole "relationship" is over. WHAT SANE PERSON IS GOING TO PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH SUCH A TOUCHY SITUATION!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! Not to say that I would object if someone gave me flowers (just so you know, I love tulips...) and chocolate (dark chocolate, because I'm vegan...).

Sometimes, I do think to myself, "I wish someone was spending time and effort, and most of all, money on me", but let's get real. Everything that people say about "relationships" isn't real!!! I mean, asking someone out over msn. MSN!!! Or even worse, facebook. Really? That's how inconsiderate people are? Not ever going out on a date with that person then dumping them over text message 2 days later is NOT A RELATIONSHIP!!! A relationship is when two people like each other and they hang out together, during AND outside of school. They get along and they actually care for each other. They would miss the person when they're not around. They think this person is the most amazing person in the world (well, at least second most amazing, because it's kinda hard to be more amazing then your celebrity crush)

Whoever thought up of Valentine's Day is a real jerk. He/she/it knows that not everyone would be treated special, and I bet that he/she/it wanted to see the single loners in the world squirm and suffer on the dreaded February 14th. I bet the guy/girl/thing that invented Valentine's day was a single loner and pulled the whole "Let's make a national day devoted to making single loners suffer" act to hide the fact that he/she/it was a single loner. What a tool. He/she/it obviously needs a life.

So, to all the single loners out there, lets rise above the crappy February 14th and show that guy/girl/thing that we don't need a valentine to shove our faces with chocolate and those cheap, corny yet cute candy hearts with messages on it!!! I say that February 14th should be called "eat chocolate and candy" day, cuz that's pretty much what it is.

Green tea (well, I finished my green tea, so i guess it's more mug that used to contain green tea) in hand, I leave you, yearning for my next post. if there is one. LOL


2 comments:

  1. Yay!!!! Chocolate!!!!!!! That was pretty awsome!!! And so true!!!! But I disagree. I think we should rename it give chocolate and candy and flowers and presents to Ella day!! It has a nice ring to it.

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  2. valintines day can be amazing! (and it marks 182.265 days with my boyfriend.) (thats half a year)

    what about when yoou get flowers from "a secret admioror" thats kinda cute and sweet.

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