Hey! So I'm Meghan and I love to write. I started this blog because I was becoming chronically bored and I figured that I wasn't THAT bad at writing.
First and foremost I am blonde. I'm not stupid or anything, but I have "blonde moments" alarmingly often. I am a complete grammar Nazi and I WILL find you if you even DARE not to use commas:D Though good grammar is important, I think I piss a lot of people off by correcting their grammar...I think it's an ancestral instinct of mine. So is drawing smiley faces on peoples work when they're not looking.
As you may or may not be able to tell from reading my blog, I am pretty insane. So is my best friend who is Russian...psh no stereotypes there, right? I know that insanity is frowned upon in most societies, but without insanity, who would be there to keep things interesting? If you were to banish my people you would live in a monotone world where the only thing playing on the radio was "White Christmas" and everything was coloured beige and taupe. Would you want that? WOULD YOU?
Apparently I'm hilarious, and I think it's because I FREAKING CONSTRUCT MY SENTENCES PROPERLY. See? Grammar Nazi urge. I couldn't control it. Seriously though, like I said some people like to read my blog and listen to my stories, and other people want to strangle me whenever I open my mouth. If you are one of these people I have instructions for you:
1) Put the knife down.
2) Walk away and leave me and my fellow mentally unstable friends in peace.
Hopefully those instruction were clear enough for you, if not, then NO SOUP FOR YOU! In case you don't understand what that means, google it and I guarantee you'll find something about Seinfeld in there. Seinfeld is the best.
Many people have told me that I'm addicted to Nutella, but really, whats the problem with that? Am I hurting anyone? Didn't think so.
So, with silicone wristbands on my wrist I leave you
a) wondering who the hell I am
b) in a state of total inadequacy
c) telling all of your friends/fiends about this blog in hopes of getting soup.
PEACE!
